You all know Garfield right? The indolent feline created by Jim Davis who happened to HATE Mondays and LOVE lasagna.

Yes? No?

Oh right, ya’ll can’t immediately respond to my inquires can you?

Yes? No?

Jesus, this needs to stop. I get you and the voices in my head confused all the time, always telling me to “kill whitey.”

I digress, back to the matter at hand. I bet you didn’t know which day of the week Garfield hated second most?

Bingo. You got it, January…I mean Tuesday.

See, it all comes full-circle eventually. You just have to give me some time.

We’ve taken it upon ourselves to craft a Tuesday evening playlist that is perfectly apt for that hellish car ride home in traffic. It’s a beautiful day in Chicago tonight. Enjoy it with the windows down and breeze blowing through your hair as you cruise down LSD blasting these tunes.

Future Bass:

Chill/Other:

Dubstep/Drum & Bass:

Trap/Hip-Hop:

Glitch Hop/Neuro:

House/Derivatives: