Who The Hell Is JVMES? And Why Am I Swearing? [Artist Spotlight]

Music has a funny way of growing on you; It’s an unspoken and innate process defining the thin line between what sounds good and what doesn’t.

Over the past eighteen days, this next release by JVMES or James or JAMESSSSS (we have no idea, the dude spells it differently EVERYWHERE) has been slowly creeping up on us. Unfortunately for this brand new, LA-based producer, his meager following of only three-hundred and eighty-nine SoundCloud followers simply does not carry the proper weight needed to stir the proverbial pot, in hopes of creating waves in the Electronic Dance Music scene.

Furthermore, 389? Are you f*@#ing kidding me??? This dude has got way too much talent for that.

Let’s help a brotha out.

https://soundcloud.com/jvmesmusic

However, this is where we are supposed to come in. 

“Koi Pond” by JVMES is a work of art. Anytime the song falls upon fresh ears (our friends), they enthusiastically inquire as to who the track was by and where they could find it on SC. We assume they are interested in listening to it again. Everybody wants to claim that they “discovered” an artist, but what does that even mean?

Posers.

We digress.

Anywho, with no real information on any of his various social media accounts beside two hilariously vague quotes, we don’t really have a lot to go on here. Well, besides the fact that “Koi Pond” sounds the way an orgasm feels.

Yeah, it’s that good.

As for genre, I don’t know…how does “Downtempo Existential Future Ratchet Melodic Bass Chillout” sound?

Good. Who even cares anymore? I’m so emo it hurts.

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