This next original jam, “Philtrum”, pronounced…Oh, fudgesicles. Excuse me a moment here.

There he is ^^^

(Frantic shuffling of papers off camera with inaudible slurs and obscenities shouted back and forth)

Off-Screen

Chas: Dude, you really dropped the ball on that one.

Jake: We’ll do it live…FUCK IT! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

Jake: Look, I’ll write it and we’ll do it live! Fucking thing SUCKS!

Chas: Whatever you say, Mr. O’Reilly.

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Ahem, as I was just about to say, pronounced “Fill-Trum” (probably), this next little ditty by Nick Ditri & Danny Danger of The Disco Fries is bar none (and we say this quite confidently) one of the filthiest electro house song we have heard thus far in twenty fourteen.

Don’t believe me? Just ask this guy I know. He recently featured “Philtrum” on the latest installment of “Club Life,” his podcast. You may have heard of him…

Tiësto. “Tye-eez-too?”

Am I saying that right?