Oh, hello. I didn’t see you come in.
Please don’t mind the chickens. They won’t bite unless you initiate contact. Also that smell is not what you think it is. We’ve had some pipe problems recently because the toilets are all backed up from my fat roommate Gerald and his IBS. Please, take a seat.
Wait! Don’t sit there. Or there. Or there. Or there.
In fact, why don’t you just stand. This shouldn’t take long. I would offer you something to eat, but I’m currently in training for a half marathon. Do you lift? You look like you lift. I use to lift, but now I’m all about cardio ever since 2006.
My spotter (Gerald) couldn’t lift the bar on my last rep. Dropped it right on my Adam’s apple. That’s why my neck looks like a Turkey’s wattle.
Anyways, here’s that song you we’re asking about. It’s called “Lowdown” by Vicetone, and it’s out now on Spinnin’ Records.