First came Methylenedioxypyrovalerone. Then came Dextromethorphan. And now….
Tryptophan.
Forget bath salts and cat piss, there’s a new drug fad sweeping the nation. And this time, even Grandma Doris is getting in on the action. In households all across the nation, families are gathering at the dinner table to celebrate all that we have to be thankful for in the form of an American holiday called Thanksgiving. But what was once a day of rest has now become a relentless pursuit to get high. Tryptophan is typically ingested orally in the form of a large bird native to the North American forests known as a Turkey. Side effects include but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable Flatulence
- Heart Palpitations
- Reversal of Sexual Urges
- Gynecomastia
- Extreme Paranoia/Psychosis
- Severe Hot and Cold and Medium Flashes
- Dysphoria
- Hypothermia
- Violent diarrhea
- Unpredictable death
So far, there is only one known method to remedy the withdrawal symptoms. It’s a new technique called A.S.S. (Auditory Stimulatory Sensation), and it’s not yet legal here in the United States. But sometimes, you have to say f*** society and give the people what they want/need. So without further ado, here’s your only dose of A.S.S. in the form of OVERWERK’s new EP, Conquer.
Use it wisely.