I guess you could call this list a fan favorite.

Wait – do we have any fans? Do you guys even like us? Are we doing a good job? Tell us what you think on our MySpace page! 

At Rager Onions, we’re not about joking around. We’re about giving back. And since we’re already fighting the war on poverty, we try to support the community’s mental health. And nothing bumps the stress like breaking a sweat. And what do you need to break a sweat? Some musical adrenaline.

So here you go, nine more ideal songs for an ass-kicking run. Throw on a sweatshirt, take a step outside, and suck in a cold, deep breath of that bitter Chicago air.

Flip on your hood. Flip on these songs. And most importantly, flip off everyone you run by.

Because whoever they are, they secretly hate you.

9 Ass-Kicking Songs To Run To:

1. Felguk – Loudblue
Start things off right. Believe me, you’ll wake up somewhere near the 1:30 mark.

2. Zedd – Stay The Night (ft. Hayley Williams)
I really hope Kiss FM doesn’t butcher this like they did ‘Clarity’. But let’s be very clear, this new track featuring Hayley Williams of Paramore is legendary. Simply legendary.

3. Kaskade & Project 46 – Last Chance
A phenomenal collaboration with an epic intro, and a melody that becomes more and more captivating with every play.

4. Sultan + Ned Shepard – All These Roads (ft. Zella Day & Sam Martin)
Cause: Avicii essentially invents folk-house.
Effect: Sultan+Ned Shepard drop an absolute stunner.

5. Cash Cash – Overtime
We’re all in on Cash Cash.

6. Katy Perry – Roar (dBerrie ‘Plurred Out’ Remix)
D0n’t let another radio-favorite scare you away. Because if I was a girl, I would totally listen to this awesome remix.

7. Favright – Green Storm
Spook, sexy, and bad for sneakers.

8. Miley Cyrus – We Can’t Stop (Spag Heddy Ft. Nassim Arastoopour Cover)
Everybody has guilty pleasures. Miley Cyrus just turns hers into chart-topping singles.

P.S. It’s a remix. So don’t feel too guilty.

9. Imagine Dragon – It’s Time (Kat Krazy Remix)
I’ve been all Kat Krazy lately (actually I fucking hate cats). But you’ll be an instant sucker for these fist-pumping vocals, kindly provided by one of the hottest names in music: Imagine Dragons. Add an irresistible melody from an absolute up-and-comer, and you’ll hear why I saved the best for last.

Just try to keep up.